Lacking Inspiration

I need a fancy dress costume idea by friday. Last year, I didn't plan, and ended up going as an 'angel' (white bed sheet, gold tinsel, sorted) at the very very last minute.

So far, the only suggestion was from my husband, which was 'a Christmas Pirate?'

ANY ideas welocme!

Genius!

I've just found out about this from the BBC Website
Basically, some bloke called Dave Askwith got bored with the mind numbing signs he saw on his daily commute, and managed to persuade a maker of official looking signage to make some more interesting ones!
I particularly like the sign inviting people to 'pull leaver to release gravy onto sausages located in driver's comparment.'

The book of all the different signs is available to buy - looks like it will be good for a giggle, and may even proove to have some fruitful youth workerish illustrations...?