Spreading a little love around

You know when you have those horrible dreams when you have insects with itchy horrid legs crawling on you? Loads of centipedes, or spiders, or nasty, biting flies? Or when you're watching an advert for nit mousse, or your friend tells you their child has nits and you start to feel itchy - or you hear that someone's dog has fleas and your skin gets that creepy, crawling feeling, and no matter how much you know it's in your mind, you still have a really strong desire to itch and scratch? And you know you shouldn't, and you know the itchyness is in your mind, but your skin is creeping and you just HAVE to sratch? You know that feeling? Are you feeling that?

Well GOOD. I have the MOTHER OF ALL INSECT BITES, and it ITCHES.

I just felt I should spread it around a bit, so others can share in the experience. It would be selfish to do anything else.